Monday, January 3, 2011

Stupid stuff and pricks in the news. . .

Loose Christian movement says End of Days in May

AP – In this Dec. 17, 2010 photo in Raleigh, N.C., Allison Warden poses with her car showing a message about …
By TOM BREEN, Associated Press – Mon Jan 3, 3:28 am ET
RALEIGH, N.C. – If there had been time, Marie Exley would have liked to start a family. Instead, the 32-year-old Army veteran has less than six months left, which she'll spend spreading a stark warning: Judgment Day is almost here.
Exley is part of a movement of Christians loosely organized by radio broadcasts and websites, independent of churches and convinced by their reading of the Bible that the end of the world will begin on May 21, 2011.

Why does anyone care what some tiny group of whacked-out fundamentalist xians think? These people are nut jobs. Why do fundie bozos even come up on the radar?
If I begin a cult that proclaims all humans will turn into toads by July 4th will I too make national news?
Hmmmm, maybe. Are ya with me fellow toadies?

Sunday January 2, 2011
Boy, 4, drowns in farm manure pit
by The Associated Press
The Associated Press

LANCASTER, Pa. — Authorities say a 4-year-old boy apparently fell into a partially frozen liquid manure pit on his family's farm in central Pennsylvania and drowned.

Police say Josiah Martin was playing with two siblings and a neighbor child Saturday morning on the farm just outside New Holland when he wandered off. He was later found face-down in the 8-foot-deep pit and pronounced dead at the scene.

This is just plain sick. A horrible tragedy for some poor devastated farm family. . then the AP put it out on the news wires as a little curiosity piece. Kids die every day. Families are devastated by such deaths every day. Does it make national news? Apparently only if it has some kindergarten humor factor attached to it.

Somebody needs to find whoever decided to put this out and smack the shit out of them. Then, every editor across the country who picked it up and ran it needs the shit slapped out of them.
Yes folks, this is what we have evolved into as a society.

GOP agenda may mean more in 2012 than now

By LARRY MARGASAK, Associated Press – 2 hrs 7 mins ago
WASHINGTON – Even if the next two years end in congressional gridlock, Republicans hope to build a record that demonstrates to voters in 2012 that they can get it right.
The GOP is promising to use the new Congress that convenes Wednesday to cut spending, roll back President Barack Obama's health care overhaul and prevent unelected bureaucrats from expanding the government's role in society through regulations that tell people what they must or can't do.

This story keeps coming up on various internet news services with various pictures of this same hair dyed asshat clown.
This dick wad is Darrell Issa, one of the richest men in congress. Here's a quote from this low life prick. He's talking about the 9-11 responders who have died and are dying from various related illnesses:
"I have to ask ... why the firefighters who went there and everybody in the city of New York needs to come to the federal government for the dollars versus this being primarily a state consideration."
This cold hearted right wing shit spewer is chairman of the House Committee on Oversight and Gov't Reform. Yea, he's going to reform the gov't for us. . . pretty much a sure thing the rich will get richer and the poor will get poorer.
So the GOP is going to fuck over the working and middle class like they've been doing for decades. The democrats will let them with only slightly audible whimpers as they take it hard up the ass. Anything new here?

Fla. man says he'll live in lions' den for 30 days
– Mon Jan 3, 5:39 am ET
SPRING HILL, Fla. – A Florida man says he's going to spend the next month living in a fenced enclosure with two African lions.
James Jablon of Spring Hill hopes the stunt will raise money for his wildlife center, Wildlife Rehabilitation of Hernando.
Jablon entered the lions' den Saturday. He says he's going to sleep on hay near the lions named Lea and Ed and eat when they eat.

Ahhh, so he's going to eat himself eh? (in my Uncle Henry voice (2 points for whoever gets that reference first)).

So another dumb fuck ass wipe who thinks he can hang out and commune with top-of-the-food-chain predators like they are just loving him. Yea, they're going to love him. Talk about losing touch with reality. . .
Say "hi" to Steve Irwin and that freak who decided to live with grizzly bears in Alaska a couple years ago. Bye motherfucker.

Some good stuff: Finalists for the WEWONTFLY.COM bllboard contest. . .

I like this one because it illustrates how we have let the terrorists win. They have disrupted our way of life and compromised our basic freedoms. That is exactly what they were trying to do and I'm sure they sit around laughing about their success.
Unfortunately, it's too complex for the ignorant proles to "get." They have to think beyond what the illustration literally says and come up with the implications of it all. The desperate mass of Amurkkkin proles are incapable of complex thought even on that level, so I have to go with the next one.

This is simple and to the point. It illustrates and states clearly the facts. It's gotta be that simple for Amurkkin proles to comprehend. And driving by at 60mph, it's gotta be kinda clear and simple for anyone.

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