See! I told you this was going to be entertaining. We've got Ben Carson saying all kinds of crazy assed ridiculous bullshit and it's getting covered by the national media, Donald "duck" Trump has been a mega center ring act, we've got Jeb! on the sidelines playing the sad sack Emmett Kelley clown routine and a dozen or so others blowing the doors off of all the liars and theives I can ever remember on the political landscape. What more could we ask for in entertainment.
Oh fuck. This isn't supposed to be entertainment. This is supposed to be about serious people coming up with serious solutions to our serious problems.
Sorry, my bad.