Stupid shit in the news

Myriad can patent breast cancer genes: US court
By Kerry Sheridan | AFP – Fri, Jul 29, 2011

A federal appeals court ruled in favor of Myriad Genetics after a legal battle over whether the US company could keep its patent on genes linked to an inherited form of breast cancer.

Great, that means my patent on lions will soon go through. When it is granted, I'm going to get the patent on tigers and bears.


Iraq says to buy 36 F-16 fighters from U.S
BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki said on Saturday his government would buy 36 F-16 fighters from the United States, doubling the number it had initially planned to purchase to strengthen its weak air defenses.

Those are 36 F-16s that will be shooting down American or allied jets sometime in the next 5 yrs.

F-16 damaged during landing at Oshkosh air show
Chicago Tribune - Jul 29

An F-16 fighter jet was damaged when it overshot a runway at an air show in Oshkosh, Wis.


It was an Air Force jet. I'm not sayin Air Force guys aint good, but geez, how much runway do ya need? I mean, would a Navy pilot (think carrier landing) have done that?


Congress closing in on a deal to avert US default
By JIM ABRAMS - Associated Press | AP –Thu, Jul 28, 2011

WASHINGTON (AP) — The U.S. Senate plunged on Sunday into what many lawmakers and the White House — and millions of Americans coast to coast — hoped would be an all-but-decisive last-minute effort to raise the nation's debt ceiling and defuse a crisis that still could lead to an unprecedented government default.

OK, is everybody's political ass covered yet? Fuck the common good of the nation. piss on middle America; we gotta git elected next year!
We REALLY need to get these rich, insecure, egotists out of Washington.


Smart Girls Back Bachmann
By Eleanor Clift | The Daily Beast –

Billing it as the first ever women’s presidential straw poll, nearly 300 conservative women activists cast their ballots in Louisville this weekend at the third annual “Smart Girl Summit” to give their favorite presidential candidates a boost.
Michele Bachmann came in first—no shock there—but it wasn’t the complete blowout many expected from an audience of conservative women. Entrepreneur and inspirational speaker Herman Cain finished a close second, underscoring that the women are looking for conservative grassroots leadership regardless of gender.

"Smart Girl Summit" Ya know, if you're calling yourself "Smart" you probably aint. Bachman followed closely by Hermain Cain?! Are you fucking kidding me? A clueless ignoramus followed by an "inspirational speaker." Yea, I'm buyin "smart."


It's a deal: Obama, Congress will avert default

By DAVID ESPO - AP Special Correspondent | AP –
WASHINGTON (AP) — Ending a perilous stalemate, President Barack Obama and congressional leaders announced a historic agreement Sunday night on emergency legislation to avert the nation's first-ever financial default.
The dramatic resolution lifted a cloud that had threatened the still-fragile economic recovery at home — and it instantly powered a rise in financial markets overseas.

Wow, what a big surprise. Think about it, why didn't they do this three weeks ago or a month ago? Have they kept the proles scared? Have the proles been blaming those that they wish to be blamed?

And look how happy these low life pricks are after damn near bringing the country to it's knees. . . lessee, Mitch McConnell. Wasn't he a Bush henchman? Why is he still in office? He helped put us where we are today!
The proles got exactly what they deserved this week. Piss poor government, but WTF, great TV drama. And isn't that what we really want?!

Dumb fuck politicians in Washington. . .

. . . who will not face the simplicity of the problem this country faces for purely political reasons really piss me off!

One more time because you fuckwads are obviously not paying attention to me. . .

Here is the solution to the national debt:

1. Get our stupid imperialist capitalist oil guzzling asses OUT of Iraq.
2. Get our stupid vengeful, world policing clueless asses OUT of Afghanistan.
3. Take away all tax breaks from corporations, the uber rich and hike up the taxes on the uber rich.


Why is it that the best solution they can come up with is cutting social programs and raising the debt limit?!?!?!?!?!

I'm ready to just not vote anymore because no matter who we vote for, the corporate interests are the #1 priority.

"Meet the new boss, same as the old boss."

Question: What percentage of the money in this country belongs to those who make over 250k per year? What ever it is, THAT is the amount they should be paying as a group in taxes.

Ex: If they hold 37% of the wealth, then 37% of the federal income should come from them.

Fat ass Americans and the solution. . .

I'm glad you asked, because I've got a solution to that problem that I've contemplated, blogged and posted on numerous times.
Let's provide universal health insurance.
Once done, it's not an invasion of privacy for a certified provider to weigh you.
If they find you are obese, they put you on a program to lose weight. We're not talking boot camp here, but just good sense.
You will be provided with all the help you could possibly need from mental health counseling to shopping advise. The program will even go so far as to go shopping with you and go into your home and help you cook healthy. You will be required to log all caloric input to your body. That will be easy also as it will be done by computer that will automatically download to a central system and to your provider.

This will all be gradual, but with goals in mind.
If after a certain length of time you have made no progress toward getting your health under control, you will be unplugged from the system and only provided with emergency health care which will consist of little more than "comfort measures only."

With this program, we not only lead the person to water, but we provide extreme measures that encourage, help and motivate them to drink.

Same type of program applies for tobacco, alcohol and drug addicts.

People can eat good tasty food. People can eat luxurious food. People just need to learn how.

If I've left anything out that might be required for such a program or overlooked some major or minor flaw, I would love to hear about it.
I don't see how this could be considered unconstitutional. Healthcare is not a constitutional right.

Fucktard, fuckhead politicians overseeing matters of great national concern

Obama, Republicans trade demands for debt plan
By Andy Sullivan and Laura MacInnis | Reuters – 53 mins ago
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Barack Obama and Republicans traded demands for a serious deficit plan on Friday, underscoring the lack of progress and acrimony plaguing negotiations to avert a looming government default.
Obama used a White House news conference to keep the pressure on leaders of Congress to produce a framework for a deficit-reduction plan that will head off a default on August 2.

Nobody,NO FUCKING BODY is saying it. There is a simple solution to our federal deficit. Three easy and simple things need to be done and none of these jackwad motherfuckers from the president down to that little slime ball Eric Cantor is approaching the reality of it.
1. Get our stupid imperialist capitalist oil guzzling asses OUT of Iraq.
2. Get our stupid vengeful, world policing clueless asses OUT of Afghanistan.
3. Take away all tax breaks from corporations, the uber rich and hike up the taxes on the uber rich.

Fuck you politically retarded motherfuckers who are afraid of offending your rich benefactors. Pretty soon it isn't going to matter because the American public is getting close to the end of their rope.
The majority of Americans blame the current state of the nation on the Bush Regime. That means they blame it on the rich corporate entities and their republican dick licking lap dogs. Listen up Mr. President, the ignorant masses who follow along with the republican corporate agenda guzzle their lies like $5 blow job crack whores ARE NOT the ones who elected you. If you keep pandering to these shit balls who are in it for nothing but the corporate interests who pay them, you will be deserted. There will always be the Ralph Naders of the world willing to take away just enough of your support to turn it all over to the corporate scum suckers. The rich and ruthless are always willing to fund some prick to throw an election for a couple hundred million. Doesn't take much more than that when you've got a name like Ralph Nader.

You wanna play politics? Here's your political clue for the day: you are NOT a shoe-in for '12.

You either put a plan on the table that includes down sizing our military involvement to a huge degree and taxing the rich at level where they are contributing fairly or there will be a major defection.

The answer to our problems are not cutting social security and other social programs for the poor, sick, elderly and unfortunate of this country while giving the fucking rich mother fuckers tax breaks! COME ON!

This is getting ridiculous and the American people are getting serious about it.

Headlines; because the rest is idle fluff

Obama to bid farewell to Defense Secretary Gates

About time. This guy was undermining the administration in typical extremist fashion.

Bachmann says she can be "unifying" U.S. candidate

This is the la-la land religious fundamentalists live in. She actually believes that a fundamentalist extremist can be the uniting candidate in this country. How do we break it to her?

TSA pat-down: Was a dying woman forced to remove her adult diaper?

Now here's a stupid headline. Yes, she was. That was known from the beginning. Hoe bout just saying "TSA Agents Resemble Nazi SS Without the Competence."

Any "Casey Anthony" Headline."

Sad, sad story from what I understand. Don't fucking care. This is not national news folks. Anyone following this case is a morbid sick motherfucking gossip monger.

Firefighters make small headway on Los Alamos blaze

You've seen one big brush fire out west, you've seen them all.

Time to speculate: Princess Diana would be 50

Time to shut the fuck up. There are plenty of live people to aggrandise. We don't need complete bullshit to validate the human race.

Holy kudzu! Vine in NC town said to resemble Jesus

Why bother commenting. This sorta speaks for it's own ignorance and lack of substance.

Rod Blagojevich convicted

Bye bye, douchbag.

News bits with Sagacious commentary. . .

Gates blasts NATO, questions future of alliance

This is a bunch of political bullshit. Gates sounds like he's still working for Bush. Uh, President Obama, I hope you reign in this asshole and tell the world that it is not the policy or leanings of the administration. I really had some serious concerns when Mr. Obama kept this guy on. Now my suspicions are confirmed.

Syria forces kill 28 civilians, swoop on border town

The mid east is in turmoil. We need to stay the fuck out of it as much as possible. Let them settle their own fates. These people have been oppressed for too long with too much information at their disposal. It might take a couple decades, but they need to decide for themselves how their world is going to look and operate.

Alaska set to release thousands of Sarah Palin emails

This should provide the media junkies with some entertainment for a while. Come on folks, Sara Palin has had enough undeserved fame. She's nothing. She has no value to the overall condition of this nation. All y'all are doin is encouraging her. LET IT GO!

Hike Naked: Germany Opens New Nude-Friendly Nature Trails

Cool. I love people who are not all hung up on silly human created things like clothing, sexual "morals," etc. that keep us mentally oppressed and disturbed. Bravo Germany. Now git yerselves a sense of humor.

Democratic leaders say Rep. Weiner must resign

Now everyone is saying he should resign since all these allegations are coming out. They were silent for the most part when all he was doing was lying out his ass, implying that lying was OK, but so much philandering is not. What a bunch of hypocritical dick wads. What kind of example is this for youth? 'You can lie, but don't go overboard with your on-line sexting!'

Environmentalists, tuna fishers battle at sea

By DON MELVIN, Associated Press
ABOARD THE STEVE IRWIN – Tuna fishermen battled environmentalists on the Mediterranean, hurling heavy links of chain at them as the environmentalists attempted to disrupt illegal tuna fishing under the no-fly zone north of Libya on Saturday.
. . .The stock of bluefin tuna, which spawn in the Mediterranean and then swim out to the North Atlantic, has been depleted to the point that some experts fear it will soon collapse.
. . . the Steve Irwin — owned by the U.S.-based Sea Shepherd Conservation Society.

Like em or not, these fuckers got BALLS. They put their money where their mouth is and step out there with their life on the line. I support them 100%. They don't pick mambsy pambsy causes, but go after the worse violators of our ocean resources.
Go Sea Shepherd!

Tracy Morgan apologizes for anti-gay comedy rant
– Sat Jun 11, 6:15 am ET
NEW YORK – Tracy Morgan said Friday that he was sorry for telling an audience in Nashville, Tenn., that if his son were gay, he would "pull out a knife and stab" him.
The comedian and "30 Rock" actor apologized to his fans and the gay and lesbian community for what he called "my choice of words"

STFU you asshole. "choice of words?" You expressed an idea and action clearly. It wasn't about your "choice of words." You're a homophobic ass wipe. Now you've got to get out there, reform your ways and do something that vindicates your homophobic bullshit. You might want to get together with Michael Vick to find out how that's done.



Let's end this on a heroic note:

Chicago-area man returns bag with $17K in cash
Thu Jun 9, 5:05 pm ET
ROLLING MEADOWS, Ill. – Robert Adams craved an ice-cold drink after finishing his shift on a sweltering workday, . . .
"I wanted to get a large horchata, which is almost like a rice or coconut milk," Adams told the Daily Herald (Arlington Heights) for a story published Wednesday. "I would have grabbed a chorizo burrito, too, but I didn't have enough money.". . .
Adams said he never had the urge to keep any of the money.
"It's not my money. I shouldn't take it. I don't care if you put another zero on there, I wasn't raised to take money that isn't mine,"

See, there are good honest people in this world who deserve a big pat on the back. . . and a large cold horchata w/ a chorizo burrito. Man, that would be awesome right now! Haven't had a good horchata in years. I'd love to buy this guy lunch.

Congressman Ass Hat

OK, so Congressman AssHat Weiner (is it pronounced Whiner or Weener?), has come clean. What a fucking moron.

Do I care that he was having sexual relationships across cyberspace with a number different women? Not in the least. Really, who gives a fuck wht you do for sex kicks?

I care that like some kind of 8 yr. old elementary school kid (which he sorta looks like) he made up some ridiculously incredible story about how someone hacked his account and fucked him up. Ok, I'll give him some credit. . . I remember making up a story like that when I was in Jr. Hi. to avoid having my old man knock the snot out of me (yea, that's part of my problem). So this Jt. Hi. ass hat leads the Amurkkkin public on a wild goose chase complete with Keystone Cops and boogey men when the whole thing was a fabrication.

The question we the people and especially his constituency has to ask is "how tolerant of deceitful, lying mother fuckers should the Amurikkkin voters be? I say not at all. Get rid of this dumb fuck douche bag. Not because he had him some cyber sex, but because he acted like a juvenile little douche bag when he got caught.

I mean come on, how many of you ignorant proles really thought that this guy had been hacked and evil cyber criminals had planted absurd photoshopped pictures of him?

A nice little press conference where he could have sheepishly admitted his transgressions, apologized for any embarrassment he caused anyone and then slinked away for a two week vacation to the Bahamas to lick his wounds and his wife would have settled the matter. . . but not Congressman Ass Hat. He figured he could make up an absurd story and the Amurkkkin public would swallow it like they do campaign promise lies. See, that's how spoiled little rich kids act. They think they can get away with anything by lying. No wonder we have the political system we have.

BYE BYE DOUCH BAG!!



Michael Bader, D.M.H.Senior Advisor, Institute for Change

Everything Said About Anthony Weiner Is Bull
Posted: 06/ 7/11 09:41 AM ET

There's only one legitimate reason to be upset with Anthony Weiner, and that's because his behavior and its discovery has taken away a bold and effective voice in the Democratic party. Everything else you think and feel about him is bullshit.

By bullshit, I mean it has nothing to do with him, and also little to do with broad generalizations made nowadays about the sex and powerful men. The first is too personal and private for anyone to ever know. And the second is so abstract as to be useless in understanding any individual situation. What it does have to do with is you and me, with all of us, who are repeatedly enticed to either buy-in to or create fictive stories about sexual scandals that are little more than projections of our own forbidden or feared desires.

Who is this fuck wad telling me what is bullshit and what is legitimate when it comes to public opinion? I'd like to think that HuffPost is above such demigod like proclamations, but I guess not. Fuck this liar defending asshole. These uber left wing granola chewing elitist morons are just as useless as the Glenn Beck and Rash Limpbough sucking proles.