Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Those silly republicans. . .

Donald Trump - This guy is a side show clown. The right wing American public was drawn in like the suckers they are. They love a good side show, especially when it's so ridiculous that everybody else walks away knowing it's a scam. . . but not the teabagger types or the media that doesn't care if it's real or not. Of course he bowed out. He's not stupid, just a fucking clown.

Huckaby - I don't even know this preacher's first name, nor do I care. He's a typical southern fundamentalist moron snake oil salesman. How in the hell in this day and age can someone with a scintilla of intellect believe that the world was created as per the Bible, that there is a sky pixie keeping score on everyone, etc., etc. Again, I think the guy was told he didn't have a chance with the general electorate who are pretty dumb, but overall, not that dumb.

Mitt Romney - WTF kind of name is Mitt, you're named after a baseball glove? And WTF kind of religion is Mormonism? Religion is freaky enough, but those mormons done got themselves some super freak shit going on. Magic underwear, very strange marriage and social customs and beliefs. . . do we really want someone who believes in this kind of whacked out shit to be running the nation of the United States of America?

Newt Gingerich - You're named after a salamander? I thought we figured out a decade or so ago that Newt was a slimy little belly crawling turd that had come out from under a rock and we sent him back? This was the guy who was incapable of controlling his own party as speaker of the house back during the Clinton years and he wants us to let him be president? Remember, he left the house in disgrace and scandal. Clinton, who he rallied against and led the impeachment of, left the presidency with the highest popularity ratings of any modern president. HA! Good luck "Newt." I hope you get the nomination. That way President Obama won't have to work so hard at campaigning and can continue to lead this nation with dignity and the common good in mind.

Ron Paul - LMAO. What more can you say. This guy reminds me of Lyndon LaRouche. LL was a perennial presidential candidate for some wing nut party back in the 60 and 70s. His brash statements and radical right wing views were entertaining, but never taken too serious.

Palin - LMFAO. Too easy.

Bachman - Why does the GOPoop come up with such ridiculous women. My take on women is that they are generally smarter than men, are more intellectual than men and have a better ability to see the 'big picture' than men. So why are the republican women that they parade out exactly the opposite of that? Are they trying to persuade us of some point in their agenda?
Bachman and Palin both have shown that they are ignorant of current issues and the kinds of general civic and historical knowledge that I would expect the average college freshman to know. There are so many brilliant female leaders out there today, why do THEY rise to the top of the republican cess pool?

Santorum - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santorum_(sexual_neologism)

So who will the GOPoop put up to run against Obama? Will they even take it seriously? Remember, very often the opposing party just throws someone out there as a sacrificial lamb when they see no chance of winning; remember Dukakis, Dole and McCain. Maybe they will pull some really good candidate out of their ass sometime in the next few months. Or maybe, these guys are so fucked up they're beginning to make speaker of the house John Boner look good to the GOPoop power brokers. It should be an amusing time for those of us who have quit taking all this shit seriously and are simply amused by it.


Herbert Weaver said...

I think Trump never meant to run - he was just doing another big "look at me" exercise. And Huckabee quit when he was reminded he'd lose his big bucks FN contract if he ran. These people are infantile assholes. Conservatives are infantile assholes. Period.

rainywalker said...

We totally agree Sagacious, you have listed a bunch of losers.

crystal dawn said...

Mitt has the money by him, and Pawlenty doesn't seem to have any skeletons in his closet - rather a safe choice. I say it's gong to be one of them two pitted against a wingnut like Bachmann so that the Repubs will have to choose the lessor of two evils.

Ron Paul is a joke. Because he has about a million young impressionable followers who tirelessly troll message boards, facebook, and money bomb his campaign to spread the word of liberty means squat. Even the wingnuts and the majority of Americans don't buy his free market insanity.

btw, did you see Ted Nugent on Huckabee the other night? omg it was awesome. Ted sang "Cat Scratch Fever" and you know the part, "i make the pussy purr with the stroke of my hand." lol Huckers was on bass. Isn't he an ordained baptist minister... how is he supposed to reconcile that? lol

SagaciousHillbilly said...

Crystal Dawn, So nice to see you again. Hope you are well and maybe we'll see you put up some posts on your old blog. You bring such crisp clear light to our day.

crystal dawn said...

Hey Sagacious, thanks! I was actually thinking about getting back at it just for my own self importance :) ... maybe a post or few on the debates. Hope all is well with you too.