by Denzil Blaylock HP(Hillbilly Press)
BUMFUCK - Sarah Palin today declared that she is well qualified to take the reigns of power by virtue of her knowledge of international relations in respect to her being governor of a state that is close to Russia. "Let's face it," Palin claimed "when Putin takes a ride in his helicopter, where does he go? Alaska. Just last month he was flying over Juneau and we waved to each other." She went on to explain, "as I looked out my living room window a while back and surveyed the Russian mainland out across the water I couldn't help but wonder if Putin was looking back at me." Reporters then explained to Ms. Palin that she was looking across a lake and what she was seeing was only the other side of the lake, but she exclaimed "Well gee, maybe we don't see America the way you do and that's just more negativity from the liberal press." The crowd then began jeering and throwing things at the reporters and one person told the offending newsman to "sit down boy. you don't know nuttin."
Governor Palin then explained "golly folks, if you don't think I understand foreign relations, just look at our names, "Palin" and "Putin??" The only diference is an "al" and a "ut." We've practically got the same name. You betcha I know international relations."
Those at the event hung on her every word and cheered as she made each statement. When she declared that Obama's degree in political science with a specialization in international relations from Columbia University and Harvard Law degree were no better than her community college degree in "communications," the crowd responded with cheers for her and chants of "traitor," "commie" and "off with his head" for Obama.