Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Brrrreaking news!

Finally, the long horrendous American nightmare is over. The most dangerous men in American history and some of the most dangerous men in world history are being taken into custody and charged with the crimes against humanity that they have perpetrated!

First, KKKarl Rove was taken into custody earlier in the day much to his surprise and dismay:

Then later in the day the MoronMonkeyBoy Bush the Chimp was hauled off. As usual he displayed his punkish disbelief that anyone could possibly exert authority over him. Up until this afternoon, only daddy had dared such behaviors.

Finally, we see the culmination of today's arrests, a perplexed prick:


Buzzardbilly said...


Rebecca Burch said...

Sweet! I wish it was true.

SagaciousHillbilly said...

Yea rebecca, me too. We can only hope that someday. . .

Sorry I confused you Buzz.
Remember? Satire?

. . . send her back to Sissonsville.

Dusty said...

I have the Rovian one and posted it one day about a year ago. A well-known liberal blogger thought it was real and linked to it.

Now, I try to announce my satire at the beginning of a post ;p

SagaciousHillbilly said...

Yea Dusty, I ripped the Rove one but it inspired me to create the other two. Obviously I need to go find something to do.
Why announce satire? Let em guess if it's that difficult to figure out. Maybe it give some people a couple moments of ultimate joy before they figure it out.

Dusty said...

Well, I felt bad when The Guntoting Liberal thought it was a real story. He took a lot of crap for his post on it ;p