Sunday, January 27, 2008

God squad assholes and FCC bullshit

Bare rear could cost ABC $1.4 million
Sat Jan 26, 3:22 AM ET

WASHINGTON - The Federal Communications Commission has proposed a $1.4 million fine against 52 ABC Television Network stations over a 2003 broadcast of cop drama NYPD Blue.
The fine is for a scene where a boy surprises a woman as she prepares to take a shower. The scene depicted "multiple, close-up views" of the woman's "nude buttocks" according to an agency order issued late Friday.. . .
The agency said the show was indecent because "it depicts sexual organs and excretory organs — specifically an adult woman's buttocks."

Fuck these god squad assholes. You'd think that the federal gov't would have more important things to do than to concern themselves with with a fleeting glance at a bare behind. Even the FCC ought to have more important matters concerning our airwaves than to have time fucking around with someone's bare ass. This is all a bunch of moralistic fundamentalist pandering bullshit.

Yea, we DO have too much government. When an important government agency has so much free time that it can spend four years contemplating the disposition of a bare ass being broadcast over the airwaves, then fuck those motherfuckers. They've got too much money to spend and some really bad management.
Think about it. How many other government agencies are wasting their time and resources managing bullshit and unimportant issues?
We need an administration that will go through and clean these petty bureaucrats out.

Oh, and here's a clue for you you fucking FCC bureaucratic wanker clueless pitifully ignorant morons: A "buttocks" is neither a sexual or excretory organ. . . it aids in neither the reproductive or excretory function of a human being. These bozos are wasting good oxygen every time they inhale.


Aline Sitoe said...

Wow, this show's been off the air for a while and they're still dwelling on the issue? That's pathetic. American television is so backwards. On the BBC they show WAY more than that, and no one blinks an eye.

SagaciousHillbilly said...

MsToe, Of course they don't blink an eye. That's because the rest of the developed world isn't a bunch of fundamentalist mythology fearing self righteous morons.

Bo Rumpole said...

Just finished reading "It's Not News, It's FARK" about how the media passes off crap as news. It has a great section on Janet Jackson's nipple.

The summary: we see dozens of murders and rapes portrayed each week on TV. We see reality TV shows encouraging backstabbing and deceit. We see people eating bugs and worms and publicly humiliating themselves for money. We see every part of the body through tight bikinis and taut shirts. Our government lies about WMD and we have to bribe people to pay attention. And nobody cares.

Then we see a nipple for a fraction of a second, and everyone goes ballistic.

Take home message: Americans get goofy about boobies.