Bullshit in the news

Robert Downey Jr.: 'I rose from the ashes'
For much of his adult life, the actor was caught in a ruinous cycle of drug addiction, imprisonment and disgrace. And then, something changed.

Good for you Bobby. Nobody cares. Go out and do something and show us how well your recovery is working. Come back in 10 years and tell us how well your recovery worked. Now STFU.


Sandra Bullock unhurt after suspected drunk driver hits car

GLOUCESTER, Mass. - Sandra Bullock and her husband were unhurt after a head-on crash with a drunken driver, police said Saturday.
The actress and her husband, Jesse James of TV's "Monster Garage," were being driven. . . .

One more time: Nobody give a fuck unless you are a proletariat dullard.
"driven?" Jesse, I thought you had skills.


Ben Stein Vs. Sputtering Atheists
Fri Apr 18, 3:00 AM ET

It is a reality of PC liberalism: There is only one credible side to an issue, and any dissent is not only rejected, it is scorned. Global warming. Gay "rights." Abortion "rights." On these and so many other issues there is enlightenment, and then there is the Idiotic Other Side. PC liberalism's power centers are the news media, the entertainment industry and academia, and all are in the clutches of an unmistakable hypocrisy: Theirs is an ideology that preaches the freedom of thought and expression at every opportunity, yet practices absolute intolerance toward dissension.
Evolution is another one of those one-sided debates. We know the concept of Intelligent Design is stifled in academic circles. An entire documentary to state the obvious? You can see my reluctance to view it.. . .
Ben Stein's extraordinary presentation documents how the worlds of science and academia not only crush debate on the origins of life, but also crush the careers of professors who dare to question the Darwinian hypothesis of evolution and natural selection.

OK, one more time. Fairy tales, mythology, fabricated fantasy will ALWAYS be rejected by science when it is presented AS science. Yes, it will be crushed at the classroom door. Academics who prescribe to it will be shunned and rejected by credible institutions.
If you want to believe in sky pixies and mythology stories that's fine, but when you bring it to the classroom, you will be turned away with extreme prejudice. So fuck you.
Oh, and when you go around sounding like Forrest Gump, people will tend to reject you no matter how smart you tell them you are. . . but then, Americans like being Gumped and believing what some moron who talks like he's slightly mentally impaired tells them. I call it "The Gumping of America." We've become a nation of imbecilic proles.



Record $500,000 paid for 27 bottles of red wine
Sat Apr 19, 7:24 AM ET

LONDON (Reuters) - While the global credit crunch has forced many consumers to rein in spending, one Beijing-based billionaire has splashed out a record $500,000 on 27 bottles of red wine, London-based Antique Wine Company said on Saturday.

Someone with more money than brains, compassion or anything else we list on the positive side of humanity.


Danica Patrick makes IndyCar history by winning Japan 300
By JIM ARMSTRONG, AP Sports Writer

MOTEGI, Japan - Danica Patrick became the first female winner in IndyCar history Sunday, taking the Indy Japan 300 after the top contenders were forced to pit for fuel in the final laps.

Bravo Danica! A woman with exceptional skills traditiionally only applied to men. I love that kind of woman. But what's this shitthat she won because "after the top contenders were forced to pit for fuel in the final laps." What a bunch of media sport writer monkeyboys. Why not "after a brilliant display of driving skills and superb strategic positioning."
I've watched Indy and Formula racing. You don't win because somebody takes a pit stop.


Capsule carrying first SKorean astronaut lands off target
By MIKE ECKEL, Associated Press Writer
Sat Apr 19, 5:23 PM ET

MOSCOW - A Russian capsule carrying South Korea's first astronaut touched down 260 miles off target in northern Kazakhstan on Saturday after hurtling through the atmosphere in a bone-jarring descent from the international space station.
It was the second time in a row — and the third since 2003 — that the Soyuz landing went awry.

Come on. Back in the 60s we knew it was a dangerous proposition going into space. As aa result we designed and built safe and secure spacecraft and then not without tragic design flaws, but that's another story.
So now, the dorks at NASA and the Russian space agency use that SAME almost 50 yr old technology to put people into space. They take it for granted and think it's going to continue to work just like the last time. Sadly, the Russians have a history of losing cosmonauts on reentry in their Soyuz craft and sometimes losing them for long periods of time because they come down hundreds of miles off target out in the middle of some of the most desolate country side in the world.
But these light weights continue to use 50 yr old technology to try and do things that only cutting edge technology should be applied.
Don't feel bad Mrs. Michelle Obama. I haven't been proud of my country since 1969.


Protesters take CNN to task over commentator's China remarks
Sun Apr 20, 12:06 AM ET

LOS ANGELES - Chinese-Americans rallied outside CNN's Hollywood office on Saturday to demand the firing of commentator Jack Cafferty for calling China's goods "junk" and its leaders a "bunch of goons and thugs."

"We understand free speech," Lake Wang, 39, told the Los Angeles Times. "But what if Cafferty said this about other racial groups? I think he would be fired. I think he's jealous of China."

What a bunch of dumb fucks. Cafferty didn't say anything about any "racial group." He was talking about a government full of thug dictators who use slave labor to product piece of shit junk products thatthey flood the American market with and American corpo-fascists are more than willing to market to the citizens. Btw you dumb fucks; that Chinese gov't you are defending would crush your dumb fuck asses if you tried protesting like that in front of the state controlled media outlets in China.


Pope blesses ground zero in NYC, prays for peace

AP -
NEW YORK - Pope Benedict XVI began the final day of his American journey by blessing the site of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center and pleading with God to bring "peace to our violent world."

The pope came and he prayed and he blessed. What else? He's still the leader of a cult that is currently defined by the pedophilic priests they employ. A cult that is richer than any corporation and most countries.
So what did the leader of this cult do to address these horrors? What did he do to bring about world peace, to end hunger and the misery of the tens of thousands of children who die of hunger and lack of clean water everyday. He prayed.
Good job Benny. I'm sure you'll be remembered as a great world leader.. . of pedophilic priests.






Blogspot sucks. It's slow and klugey. It makes me sign in every time I come to the site. Did I mention how fucking slow it is? Maybe it just doesn't like Macintosh.