Thursday, January 3, 2008

New Year's meanderings

It's a new year. What's the fucking difference? It's a completely human construction that has no bearing on the world's natural processes. At midnight Jan. 1 I found myself in the midst of a bunch of ignorant drunks acting like ignorant drunks. There were thousands of human beings in various states of inebriation all around me. It was really fucking horrible.
I don't know anything more obnoxous than a drunk moron. Hell, I figured that being in a sunny southern clime I'd at least see a some pretty people to look at. . . nope, they must have all been at beachfront venues in fancy ballrooms and such, because downtown Sarasota was full of dumb looking, dumb acting and dumb sounding people.

So what is the point of such pitiful performances? A bunch of amateur drinkers all get together in a huge mass of humanity and get sloppy drunk. Even when I was a drinker I didn't go out on NY's eve. If I celebrated, it was at my own party where I knew the people I invited would be professional drunks and druggies. Not a bunch of pitiful sloppy 3rd rate social misfits.

Whoops, did I offend anyone? I hope not, as my "new years resolution" is to not be offensive. I just want to see if I can do it. Yea, I'll pussyfoot around all the sensitive girlymen and the like and not assault them with verbal flack even though the majority of proles I am coinfronted with deserve nothing better. nope, I'm gonna see just how well I can keep my mouth shut in ALL my affairs. So with that in mind, I will be taking a leave of absence from my blogging activities. I will probably still pop up every once-in-awhile to comment here and there on things that can be commented on without offending someone, but I hope that will be about it fir the next couple months.

I hope everyone who reads this has a great year.

5 comments:

The Practical Pundit said...

Well, at least the "bunch of ignorant drunks" had alcohol to blame. What's the source of your boundless ignorance?

Actually, the New Year is has quite a bit of bearing on the world's natural processes, as a year is the time it takes the world to complete the natural process of one orbit around the sun, or 365.2425 days.

Happy New Year. Good luck with that resolution. Is anyone taking book on your chances of success? I'd like in.

Blonde Goddess said...

I'm already ignorant so having a drink or two doesn't change a thing..LOL

We had a quiet evening and quite honestly we ended up not accepting several invitations because of mean drunks.
I'll take stupid over mean any day...

I hope your year will be a good one. All of my resolutions involve offending people. I've tried the other way already and it's not working for me...

Buzzardbilly said...

I hope you have a happy new year too!

SagaciousHillbilly said...

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The Practical Pundit said...

You appear to have a high opinion of yourself, though one can only wonder why.