Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Al Qaeda wants YOU!

White House: Al Qaeda trying to boost efforts in U.S.
By Tabassum Zakaria
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Al Qaeda remains the "most serious and dangerous" terrorism threat and is expected to boost attempts to place agents inside the United States, a new White House report said on Tuesday.

The report, titled "National Strategy for Homeland Security," said al Qaeda has protected its top leadership, replenished operational lieutenants and "regenerated a safe haven" in Pakistan's tribal areas.

White House homeland security adviser Fran Townsend, asked whether al Qaeda infiltration efforts were under way, replied: "There's no question. They're not only under way, they're ongoing and have been."

Be afraid, be VERY afraid. Al Quida wants YOU. . . . dead. . . and they will stop at nothing to make it happen. You AND your pitiful little family are the focus of their evil operations and don't think you can possibly escape. . . unless of course you trust in the mighty right wing republican patriarchal leadership to make sure that you will be safe from these horrid creatures of terrorist mayhem. Trust in them and YOU will be safe. . . provided you remain ever vigilant and alert for any signs that THEY might be creeping around in YOUR community looking for an opportunity to STRIKE and make your life a miserable burning hell. Who are YOU goiing to trust with your security? A bunch of flower eating, baby killing terrorist sympathizing democrats? I didn't think so.
Hey, wait a minute, I thought that if we let them do all that unconstitutional shit they wanted to do with the "Patriot Act" we would be safe? And haven't they been telling us that if we keep going massively into national debt funding this Iraq war that we'll be safe?
So now, after years of unprecedented federal spending, military expansion and invasions and the rolling back of constitutional rights and civil liberties they are telling us we're as vulnerable as ever?
Wassup wit dat?


Phoebe Fay said...

Well, duh. You know, we're fighting them over there, where they weren't, so we don't have to fight them over here, where they weren't. And bin Laden is the most important target, we want him dead or alive, except, oh yeah, Dubya doesn't think about him much, and he's no big deal. And now we're going after Iran, because they have nothing to do with Al-Qaeda and never have.

See how it all makes sense now? Don't talk. Just shut up and sip your Kool-aid.

Nine-eleven! Nine-eleven! Nine-eleven! Nine-eleven!

Colonel Colonel said...

OK, here is my complete response to the entire bush Administration:

Oh Poop. Go get fucked.

No. Seriously. Until this Administration decides it is just as concerned about Al Quaeda activity in (our friends, the Pakis) backyard as they are in putting our own Democratic Senators (with Arabic-sounding names like Kennedy) on the NO-FLY List, then I say *Ptui*.

Here's a question- if we are AT WAR, should not the Congress, as is their Sole Constitutional Responsibility, declare it?

And if you Love the Constitution, then are we NOT currently at war???

Never mind.....

here today, gone tomorrow said...

Preach it, Brother!