Tuesday, October 23, 2007

FEMA: "ahead of the requirement"

Southern California is burning. Yea, I know, Southern California burns every year, but this one is really bad. Over 350,000 acres have bured and over 1,000 houses have burned, 500,000 people have had to evacuate their homes, the Santa Anna winds are picking up and firefighters are "tapped out."
Things are totally out of control. . . well, actually from a natural point of view, they're well in control, but that's for another post.

In the midst of explaining all this conflagration, I just heard a FEMA spokesperson describe what a mess it all is. A reported then asked exactly what was being done about it and he said, 'blah, blah, blah, this from here that from there' than he made the absurd statement of the day. . . "We're well ahead of the requirement."
WTF? Somebody shoulda just walked up to this moron and just knocked the snot out of him. . .slap him all about the head and face. . . preferable someone whose house is in line to burn next.
These stupid bureaucrats memorize buzz words and phrases and throw them out randomly. Typical proletariat administrators.


Phoebe Fay said...

Heckuva job.

Cash said...

Hu-Mans are stupid!


Sara Sue said...

Speaking as a Californian, we're hoping the Governator will blow this out soon.

SagaciousHillbilly said...

I'm shoowah dat dee state of Cahleefornia will be safe.
Aaahnahld will make shoowah of dat.