Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Today's World Champion Moron

Jeri Thompson: I'm no trophy wife
Wed Oct 3, 4:27 PM ET
WASHINGTON - Jeri Thompson, wife of GOP presidential candidate Fred Thompson, shakes off the "trophy wife" label critics have tagged her with for being 24 years younger than her husband.


BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Riiiight.

Lessee, a drop dead gorgeous woman with a great (big) set of breasts married to a floppy jowled old man 24 years her senior. Now, you want us to believe that you are NOT a "trophy" wife?
Listen up bimbo; just shut the fuck up. You are not going to convince ANYONE. We aint talking about Paul Newman or Robert Redford here. . . this guy is butt ugly. A hot babe wouldn't marry his saggy ass for any reason except the millions he made being a big ugly character actor. Now get along with your silly self, take your two big titties with you and stop talking foolish.
Yea, you and Anne Nichol Smith.

6 comments:

AngryMan said...

Anytime you talk about her tits, you should probably show them.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

agreed.

Phoebe Fay said...

Hey, give her a break. Maybe she just has a saggy, wrinkly flesh fetish.

FreeOscar said...

TitsMcTrophy should be happy she married a rich blood hound because with a face like that her tits could only take her so far.

Hot4AngryMan said...

I'm very proud that I will be a Trophy Wife for a Golden Penis.

SagaciousHillbilly said...

Man, the bullshit I let myself get talked into.