Saturday, October 11, 2008

Palin Defends Her Foreign Policy Credentials

by Denzil Blaylock HP(Hillbilly Press)

BUMFUCK - Sarah Palin today declared that she is well qualified to take the reigns of power by virtue of her knowledge of international relations in respect to her being governor of a state that is close to Russia. "Let's face it," Palin claimed "when Putin takes a ride in his helicopter, where does he go? Alaska. Just last month he was flying over Juneau and we waved to each other." She went on to explain, "as I looked out my living room window a while back and surveyed the Russian mainland out across the water I couldn't help but wonder if Putin was looking back at me." Reporters then explained to Ms. Palin that she was looking across a lake and what she was seeing was only the other side of the lake, but she exclaimed "Well gee, maybe we don't see America the way you do and that's just more negativity from the liberal press." The crowd then began jeering and throwing things at the reporters and one person told the offending newsman to "sit down boy. you don't know nuttin."
Governor Palin then explained "golly folks, if you don't think I understand foreign relations, just look at our names, "Palin" and "Putin??" The only diference is an "al" and a "ut." We've practically got the same name. You betcha I know international relations."
Those at the event hung on her every word and cheered as she made each statement. When she declared that Obama's degree in political science with a specialization in international relations from Columbia University and Harvard Law degree were no better than her community college degree in "communications," the crowd responded with cheers for her and chants of "traitor," "commie" and "off with his head" for Obama.


Mac Daddy Tribute Blog said...

Amazing, even for Gov. Sarah Palin. Can't make it up.

SagaciousHillbilly said...

Well, actually Daddy, I did make it up.

Mac Daddy Tribute Blog said...

Hey, the essentials are right out of the newspapers and straight from the horse's mouth during a Katie Couric interview. Your poetic license makes the point well: the woman has no foreign policy credentials.

SagaciousHillbilly said...

Yea, come to think of it, I didn't have to think very hard to go from reality to what I wrote. Not like the material wasn't there for the picking.
It'll be interesting to see where Palin is 4 yrs from now.

themom said...

You had me going for a minute...but I loved the farce (so close to truth). These next 3 weeks cannot go fast enough for me - let her go back to Alaska and bear the heat of the remainder of her investigation. Maybe if we're lucky she will take McCoffin with her.

rainywalker said...

She is one of the biggest liers since my Uncle Marian. There is no way you can see Russia from anywhere in Alaska unless you are on the west side of Little Diomede Island [one American settlement is on the east side of the island]and then you can see Big Diomede Island which belongs to Russia [3 miles away. There used to be a settlement on the Big island but the Russians removed everyone because the islanders kept visiting each other. The Russian island now had no inhabitants except Russian military that visit there a few times a year.

If Sarah Palin keeps up with the attacks she is going to start a riot among the poor and minorities in this country before or after the election. There are crazies out there of every race just waiting for someone to turn them loose. John McCain needs to put a leash on the pit bull, her lip stick is starting to irritate me and arouse others.

She will likely be mushing dogs on the Iditarod Trail to Nome in four years! A woman hasn't won the race since Susan Butcher [4 times?] and her lead dog Granite. Now there's a woman!